ET Phone…Miami?

Is it possible that Miami has been visited by little green men? In this reports opinion that would be a great, resounding yes. Filtering down the great grape-vine have been several reports of late night spotting’s of unidentifiable flying objects with flashing lights over the greater Miami area. One long time resident even contacted the paper, and this is what she had to say about her own experience:
‘It were a shocking thing to behold, this big dark hole in the sky, blottin’ out the stars, not like yah can see them in this darn city anyway. I was jus’ sittin’ out on my porch when this thing came along and blotted out the stars. I was struck dumb, then ‘fore I knew it this bright lights started flashing in greens and blues. It couldn’ have been more then a minute or so before it was just gone.’
Head’s up Miami, it looks like we’ve got company. It also seems that there is a small side affect of these late night visitations, there have been reports of plants dying in the general area that these sighting’s have taken place. So, put on your sunglasses and try to make contact.