Cult game gone wrong?

by Gail Force

A local coffeehouse was the scene of a game gone horribly wrong. Long known to be a hangout of Cult followers of the gothic movement, and a popular gathering place for the so-called ‘Live Action Role Players’, the House of Java was the scene of a game gone horribly wrong.

One local residant reported that members of a local Cult have been seen near that area regularly.

” She Cursed Me! “

Billy-Ray Hawkins, a resident of the Lazy Oaks trailer park, had this to say: “Sure, I seen those Devil Worshipers. I one time tried to talk to this girl in a fishnet body-thing and cape, and she Cursed me! Made me impotent, cost me my job, made my dog run away, and now I just can’t get rid of the roaches and the dandruff!”

” Lost All Control! “

Residents say that the Cultists often play ‘games’ involving blood and other strange things. Mathilda Murtz, a member of the Metro-Dade chapter of the Coralridge Bible Study Group had this to say: “These people, they dress up like the dead, they offer their worship to demons, and then they play around as if it is all a game. This time, their game must have just lost all control over the kids there and now we see the result.”

” Blood Everywhere!”

Indications are that not all were willing participants to this horrible event, since many appear to have tried to break out of the coffeehouse before being slain. One cleanup crew member said: “It was awful – blood everywhere, even on the walls and the ceiling, and a bunch of windows were bust outwards some.”

Cultists can be recognized by their dress and the use of mystic or arcane symbols on the clothing, jewelry, and tattoos. Citizens are warned to keep an eye out for these and to warn police of any new gatherings – before this happens again!