The Nine Rings! A Game is Afoot! “…Nine Rings For Mortal Men Doomed To Die…” And so it is indeed. Nine rings of solid gold, pure and true have been scattered around this fair city in the most unlikely of places. Not under rocks or in mailboxes, no, too hard to find. But in places…
Satan Sighted In School! by Gail Force ========================== Satan Sighted in School! ========================== Witnesses to the recent conflagration that consumed the University of Miami’s computing facility claim to have seen the face of Satan in the smoke billowing forth from the blaze. ———- Local religious groups pray for a return to better times! ——— <…Awful,…
Cult game gone wrong? by Gail Force A local coffeehouse was the scene of a game gone horribly wrong. Long known to be a hangout of Cult followers of the gothic movement, and a popular gathering place for the so-called ‘Live Action Role Players’, the House of Java was the scene of a game gone…
ET Phone…Miami? Is it possible that Miami has been visited by little green men? In this reports opinion that would be a great, resounding yes. Filtering down the great grape-vine have been several reports of late night spotting’s of unidentifiable flying objects with flashing lights over the greater Miami area. One long time resident even…
Secret Atomic Weapons Testing! Without warning the citizens of the Florida coastline, the U.S. military, in cooperation with the British government, has been conducting secret weapons testing in the shallow waters of the Atlantic. They continue to protect their undersea experimentation going on in the Bermuda area, while simultaneously working to develop new forms of…
Extraterrestrial Broadcasts! <Artist’s Rendering of E.T. from the popular movie> Incoherent Extraterrestrial Transmissions from the stormy seas of the Sun shut off all cellphones for several hours yesterday. Experts say that these broadcasts are not like Terrestrial ones. “…not like Terrestrial transmissions…” If Alien in origin, then the minds that sent the signals must be…